Hyped by opportunistic compliance consultants and played-down by anxious data providers reassuring us of ‘business as usual’, the GDPR has triggered a biblical fervour across social media and industry blogs frothing with contradicting assertions that gave us the heebie-jeebies. We kept cool heads and over many rounds of tea, sat down to unpick the knotted mess of claims to establish once and for all if the business skies really will rain fire and brimstone come May 2018.